LACK OF UPDATES? WE KNOW.

Yes, we are lacking updates right now. We think it's a shame when websites go longer than a month without an update. In fact, it's ridiculous. However, it's 2 days short of being a month now, so we are still on top of our game!

Oh right, you are interested in knowing what the fuck we are doing? Why aren't we posting our brilliant reviews?

The answer is simple. We are working on a slightly improved design. Something that will make Film Bizarro a little bit more in favor for people who need promoting. It will change look, but it will in many ways be the same, except for a few things we've added to it, one of the things is an ad space.

With the upcoming design update, we are also uploading a bunch of reviews. At this moment I know for sure that five reviews will be uploaded from my end (Ronny), and a few from Preston as well!

Check back in a while for all of this!

Electric Dragon
Action / Sci-Fi / Cyberpunk

Plot:
After an accident involving a power station and electricity; Dragon Eye Morrison was left with high amounts of electricity running through his body and is forced to spend his days trying to keep the violent and animalistic part of his brain from taking over. Subdued in his days looking for lizards and playing his guitar; a man only known by the name Thunderbolt Buddha is laying in wait. Setting traps to bring out the beast in Dragon Eye so Thunderbolt can finally battle another person whose body runs wild with voltage.

Deadly Sweet
Drama / Thriller

Plot:
A man takes justice into his own hands after he finds a man murdered. Along with a girl from the scene of the crime, he decides to track down the people behind the horrible killing, as the girl is suspecting the killer to be someone in her family. On the search they end up having to deal with the most odd people of the underworld London.

SEMI-BIG UPDATE, a.k.a Update with various stuff.

NEATO MOSQUITO, COMING SOON!

Let's start the update with this trailer for "Neato Mosquito"! Yes, yes, I know, it kinda reminds you of an old famous movie, but let's be honest, what haven't been done before in this day and age?

AND NOW FOR THE REVIEW:

Contact
Short / Drama / Horror

Plot:
A couple experiences the side effects of drug abuse after they are given a drug for them to experiment with.

and of course we have new INTERVIEWS:


From Real to Surreal with Usama Alshaibi - February 2010

Raped and Dutched with Mike Stoffels - February 2010

ENJOY!

MOTHER OF HORROR: TOTENTANZ

I was contacted by a guy named Eros Orson D'aquila, an Italian guy I had on my Facebook. He contacted me because he wanted me to review a trailer called "Mother of Horror: Totentanz".

Want to see these impressive trailers? Click here

Sculpture
Horror / Drama

Plot:
After the death of her father, Ashley Steele returns to her home town and moves in with her brother in their family home and also starts working at the family owned and operated gym. When she isn't working at the gym, Ashley works on her art while also trying to come to terms with happened in her childhood. It isn't before too long that being back home and the pressure to present something new at her art gallery becomes too much and she finally snaps. With the desire for perfection, the passion for art, and the broken mind of a killer; soon any man attending her family’s gym is no longer safe.

Hypochondriac
Horror / Comedy

Plot:
Dr. Combs left Los Angeles to go work in the office of a private practice in a small rural town. It isn't long before the patients back in LA seemed normal to every dirty and crazy person in town that shows up at the doctors' office. Although, no matter how bad any of them may seem to Dr. Combs, none of them can compare to Charity Betencourt. A woman who shows up every two weeks with a new problem each time, which is often the result of her willing to perform surgery on herself before going to the good doctor.

The Howl
Surrealism / Softcore / Comedy

Plot:
A bride runs away from the wedding ceremony along with a strange man and on their journey they meet alot of sadistic, crazy and amusing people such as cannibals, a midget dictator and talking animals.

Litio
Short / Drama / Surreal / Experimental

Plot:
A female heroine addict explores her life trying to find a moment of when she was happy as a young and innocent girl. She finds refuge in her passion and obsession with lithium and goes as far as to inject the liquid form of the metal into herself in an attempt to help find her former innocence and possibly save herself.

Captains Pride, Volume 33
Fake Snuff / Short / Independent

Plot:
A supposedly anonymous video leaked on the net consisting of a couple of men having a girl kidnapped, kept in a cage, raped and killed on tape.

Big Boobs Buster
Comedy / Sexploitation

Plot:
After being rejected by her high school love interest because of her small breasts, Masako takes up the identity Big Boobs Buster. A busty masked vigilante who plans to right the wrongs and avenge all the flat chested girls by taking down all those who think they can do whatever they want and seduce whoever they want with their large boobs.

Attraction
Drama / Eroticism / Art

Plot:
Barbara experiences the British world as she walks around spectating interracial issues, politics, hippies, love/eroticism, violence and more.

Alucarda
Occult / Horror / Exploitation

Plot:
Evil slowly spreads through a convent after young 15-year-old Justine arrives, due to the loss of her parents. Justine meets a strange girl, Alucarda, a girl she becomes all too close with. Alucarda takes Justine into a world of demonic possession and together they raise hell.

Mummy Maniac
Horror / Independent

Plot:
A killer called "Babyface" by his mother, and "Mummy Maniac" by the media walks around the streets of New York dressed as a cop. He picks up random women and throws them into the back of his truck and takes them home. "Babyface" locks them in a room where he harrassess and tortures them.

The Green Monster
Horror / Comedy

Plot:
Husband Gerald along with his wife Molly own and run a local convenience store in what is considered to be the worst part of town. As the couple grows unhappy with all the seedy and unsavory people that come in and out of their store which more often then not are usually teenagers. They take to using their black magic and some down-South cooking to help turn these annoyances into something a little more...desirable. That is if they think their victims are worthy enough, if not, then their fate lays within the dumpster outback that they like to refer to as, The Green Monster.

Stabbed In The Face
Horror / Slasher / Independent

Plot:
A day before Halloween, a group of friends decide to spend Halloween in an old haunted house for some sex and partying. Of course, a killer happens to be around to slay these teenagers one by one.

Gakidama
Horror

Plot:
A reporter is sent out to cover a story about a couple who spotted a spirit known as a Gakidama out in the woods. While investigating the hapless reporter becomes host to the spirit, and to please the spirit he must consume as much as possible. Things turn worst when it comes time for the creature to be released, and it finds its way out through his mouth, tearing his jaw almost completely off. After months have passed from the terrible incident, the man who once birthed a demon is now left only with the desire to consume it. To eat the tastiest flesh.

Purgatory Comics
Independent / Comedy

Plot:
Cola (Angela Benedict) finds herself suddenly without a job, and the panic takes her to a little comic book store called "Purgatory Comics", where she goes to get a paper bag to breathe through. Little did she know that this was the place she belonged. She becomes friends with the employees and does some volunteer work for them. But soon she starts to realize that she has to get back to her past life and build it up again.

Omega Shell
Short / Experimental / Surreal

Plot:
A lone man wanders a barren landscape searching for both food and for any remaining bits of technology that is left, though he may end up finding more than that.

THE BEST AND WORST OF 2009/THE DECADE

It's finally here! Our list of the absolute best and worst movies from 2009, but not only that; our list of the best and worst of the DECADE! Yes! Read 'em and weep!

Click here:

HUGE HOLIDAY UPDATE!

We've been putting off updating the site for a little while now, so that you'd get a little extra nice update around Christmas/New Years. I hope you enjoy what we've gathered just for you. You can also expect our "Best of 2009" and "Best of the Decade" lists which should be up around 1st of January or so. For now, you get FOUR reviews, TWO interview and ONE article! Now, here's the update:

ARTICLE:
24 Frames of Perspective
What are the five movies that affected your taste in movies the most? In here you'll find the ones that influenced us the most:

REVIEWS:
Codex Atanicus
Short / Collection / Art House / Underground

Plot:
"Codex Atanicus" is a collection of the three most twisted short films by Spanish director Carlos Atanes. The three shorts, "Metaminds & Metabodies", "Morfing" and "Welcome to Spain" will take you into a movie universe few people have found before.

Rise of the Evil Pancakes
Horror / Comedy

Plot:
Chemicals from a lab are dumped into a trash can where some pancakes had been thrown away as well, with the chemicals being combined it results in giving the pancakes life. Not sure what to do with their lives, the pancakes take to wandering the streets of New York, where one of the short stacks is squished by a hipster chick. The pancakes soon turn evil and declare that all hipsters must die. Thrown in the middle of the great New York Hipster Massacre, are Sam and Vinny who couldn't be more clueless and just want to watch a good horror movie.

The Weird World of Weird
Horror / Gore / Exploitation / TV / Documentary

Plot:
A new collection of rarities and lost obscurities from Something Weird Video, one of which is a forgotten TV-pilot for a sitcom called "Rosie" that involves a grown man in a dog costume going home with a young boy. Then a TV special from the 70's called "The Weird World of Weird" where host Ralph Story takes us on a guide through the world of the occult. Next is "Follow That Skirt", a short film from 1964 that follows a gender confused man as he strangles and slashes the women he hates. The compilation wraps up with some recently uncovered footage of "The Smut Peddler", a lost nudie-cutie from '65 that involves a pervy publisher and a bevy of nude models.

Torture Me, Kiss Me
Naziploitation / Sexploitation

Plot:
Nazi Colonel von Hildebrandt is ordered to France where his job is to make sure Hitler's army keeps the country occupied and to flush out the resistance. While amongst his duties of bombing random villages, country sides, torturing and executing prisoners, von Hildebrandt has other matters to attend to. Mostly involving his beautiful secretary and making sure to have his way with any woman he sees fit.

INTERVIEWS:

Aiming High with Cristie Whiles - December 2009

Exploring International Horror with Manoush - December 2009